October 2010
5 tags
7 tags
6 tags
“Dear America, when you tell gay Americans that they can’t serve their country...”
– Sarah Silverman (via e-pic)
I remember this "joke" this guy told me when I was...
demonsinsideme:
-getthecrisps:
dearmicaelacountmein:
shreddder:
Him: What do you use to catch a shark?
Me: I don’t know, fish?
Him: NO. Shark bait. Okay, try this one.. what do you use to catch a snake?
Me: Oh, snake bait.
Him: YES. And what about a giraffe?
Me: Giraffe bait.
Him: Okay. What about if you want to catch an eye master?
Me: What the hell is an eye master?
Him: Just...
September 2010
6 tags
