Dear America, when you tell gay Americans that they can’t serve their country...– Sarah Silverman (via e-pic)
I remember this "joke" this guy told me when I was...
demonsinsideme: -getthecrisps: dearmicaelacountmein: shreddder: Him: What do you use to catch a shark? Me: I don’t know, fish? Him: NO. Shark bait. Okay, try this one.. what do you use to catch a snake? Me: Oh, snake bait. Him: YES. And what about a giraffe? Me: Giraffe bait. Him: Okay. What about if you want to catch an eye master? Me: What the hell is an eye master? Him: Just...